What do you call an Ethiopian child with a piece of cheddar?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Ethiopian all sit in the hospital lobby as their wives are giving birth.

After a while the doctor comes out, invites them into the nursery where 3 babies lie in cribs and says: "Congratulation! You all just became fathers! But there is one problem. Due to a nurse's error the babies got mixed up and we don't really know which one who's."

The Englishman suddenly gra...

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg"

Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake

What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads?

A comb

What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot?...

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

What's an Ethiopian's favorite book?

"My Life And Other Short Stories"

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator pen at San Diego zoo

He ate 5 before they could get him out.

A good joke is like an Ethiopian...

They're dark and they never get old

How did the first Ethiopian get to the moon?

He was tinkering with an elastic band.

Why was the 3 year old ethiopian kid crying

He was having a mid life crisis

How do Ethiopian horses ward evil spirits away from their harnesses?

They bless the reins down in Africa

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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian...

... an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Camero...

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

Nail food to the ceiling

What was the score of the Ethiopian baseball game?


Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?

He ate 6 crocodiles before the rescuers could get him out.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What's something that both an American and an Ethiopian can never have?

Just one potato chip.

Why do ethiopian children cry on their 6th birthday?

They hit a midlife crisis

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Ethiopian blowjob

What's the best thing about ethiopian blowjob?

You know she'll swallow it

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?

They are both living off of dead beatles.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Neither have Ethiopians.

[NSFW] What do you call a Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese 🧀

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Ethiopian and French ministers of transport

The Ethiopian minister of transport visits the French minister of transport for a diplomatic and trade mission. The French minister invites the African diplomat to his house for a formal dinner and the African minister is astonished to see how big his homologue’s house is. He asks him:
“You are ...

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What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit?

‘Fucking show off’.

How do you recognize a rich Ethiopian?

He wears a Rolex around his waist.

You know what's so good about ethiopian food?

No one who ever ate it has complained about it.

I ate at an Ethiopian restaurant once

I sat down , got hungry and then left

Hey, would you like to try Ethiopian food?

They would too

What do Ethiopians do at night?


BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond

17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding.

A Frenchman and an Ethiopian got into a heated argument.

The Frenchman said, "We have better food, wine, standard of living, transportation, infrastructure, economy, and GDP than you! What do you have? Nothing!"

The Ethiopian answered, "At least we didn't surrender to the Axis!"

An old Ethiopian proverb

You can't have your cake or eat it.

An American, a Brit, a Canadian, a Dane, an Ethiopian, a Frenchman, a Greek, a Haitian, an Irishman, a Jew, a Kiwi, a Lithuanian, a Mongolian, a Nigerian, an Omani, a Peruvian, a Qatari, a Roman, a Scotsman, a Uruguayan, a Venezuelan, a Western Saharan, a xenophobe and a Zimbabwean walk into a bar

The bartender says
"Im sorry, but you can't come in here without a Thai"

What's wrong with that 5 year old Ethiopian?

He's having a mid-life crisis

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Why are Ethiopians so good at blowjobs?

Because they have to swallow everything they can

I found a sub for Ethiopian Food. .


What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying.

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Some horrible Ethiopian jokes I know. [NSFW]

-How do you kill 10 flies at once?
Punch an Ethiopian in the face
-How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of 'em.
-How can you tell if an Ethiopian is pregnant?
Hold her up to the light
-Ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they

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What do you call an Ethiopian squatting to take a shit?

A bragging son of of a bitch.

Ever had Ethiopian food?

Well, neither have they!

Seriously though, donate if you can.

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

How do you call an ethiopian family portait?

A barcode.

What's the difference between Rob Ford and an Ethiopian child?

Rob Ford has more than enough to eat at home.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Well we're having it tonight. It's [wats](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_%28food%29) for dinner!

I had an Ethiopian blend of coffee this morning...

It didn't taste very rich.

TIL Ethiopian warriors conquered part of Central Europe in the 1300s

That's why they call it Hungary.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

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