Ethiopian Jokes - 47 Hilarious Ethiopian Jokes

Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake

What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads?

A comb

What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot?...

What do you call an Ethiopian child with a piece of cheddar?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

A good joke is like an Ethiopian...

They're dark and they never get old

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Ethiopian all sit in the hospital lobby as their wives are giving birth.

After a while the doctor comes out, invites them into the nursery where 3 babies lie in cribs and says: "Congratulation! You all just became fathers! But there is one problem. Due to a nurse's error the babies got mixed up and we don't really know which one who's."

The Englishman suddenly gra...

The UN asked an American, an Ethiopian, and a Chinese for their opinion on the global food shortage

None of them understood the question;

The American asked what is a shortage.

The Ethiopian asked what is food.

The Chinese asked what is a opinion.

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Ethiopian and French ministers of transport

The Ethiopian minister of transport visits the French minister of transport for a diplomatic and trade mission. The French minister invites the African diplomat to his house for a formal dinner and the African minister is astonished to see how big his homologue’s house is. He asks him:
“You are ...

Russian, Ukrainian and Ethiopian babies got mixed up at birth.

The doctors invited their fathers so they could try to figure out which baby belongs to whom. Ukrainian father without any hesitation just takes an Ethiopian child and is about to leave the room.

"You idiot! Can't you see, this is obviously not your child!" - shouts Russian father

"Wh...

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling.

What was the score of the Ethiopian baseball game?

Eight-nothing

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Why was the 3 year old ethiopian kid crying

He was having a mid life crisis

What’s so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?

You know she'll swallow.

How did the first Ethiopian get to the moon?

He was tinkering with an elastic band.

An old Ethiopian proverb

You can't have your cake or eat it.

Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?

He ate 6 crocodiles before the rescuers could get him out.

How do Ethiopian horses ward evil spirits away from their harnesses?

They bless the reins down in Africa

How do you spot a rich Ethiopian?

He's wearing a watch around his waist.

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What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit?

‘Fucking show off’.

What do you call an Ethiopian family photo?

A barcode

What's something that both an American and an Ethiopian can never have?

Just one potato chip.

Have you tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they

BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond

17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding.

A Frenchman and an Ethiopian got into a heated argument.

The Frenchman said, "We have better food, wine, standard of living, transportation, infrastructure, economy, and GDP than you! What do you have? Nothing!"

The Ethiopian answered, "At least we didn't surrender to the Axis!"

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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian.....

.... an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Camer...

[NSFW] What do you call a Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese 🧀

Hey, would you like to try Ethiopian food?

They would too

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

What's wrong with that 5 year old Ethiopian?

He's having a mid-life crisis

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator pen at San Diego zoo

He ate 5 before they could get him out.

An American, a Brit, a Canadian, a Dane, an Ethiopian, a Frenchman, a Greek, a Haitian, an Irishman, a Jew, a Kiwi, a Lithuanian, a Mongolian, a Nigerian, an Omani, a Peruvian, a Qatari, a Roman, a Scotsman, a Uruguayan, a Venezuelan, a Western Saharan, a xenophobe and a Zimbabwean walk into a bar

The bartender says
"Im sorry, but you can't come in here without a Thai"

I ate at an Ethiopian restaurant once

I sat down , got hungry and then left

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?

They are both living off of dead beatles.

What do you call an Ethiopian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

You know what's so good about ethiopian food?

No one who ever ate it has complained about it.

I found a sub for Ethiopian Food. .

/r/ethiopianfood

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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What do you call an Ethiopian squatting to take a shit?

A bragging son of of a bitch.

My friend asked me "have you ever tried Ethiopian cuisine?"

"Yeah man, those Red cross packets are great."

Some horrible Ethiopian jokes I know. [NSFW]

-How do you kill 10 flies at once?
Punch an Ethiopian in the face
-How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of 'em.
-How can you tell if an Ethiopian is pregnant?
Hold her up to the light
-Ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they

Ever had Ethiopian food?

Well, neither have they!

Seriously though, donate if you can.
https://donate.feedthechildren.org

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What did the Ethiopian Government say when the United States sent over 1 million condoms to promote safe sex?

Thanks for the sleeping bags

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Well we're having it tonight. It's [wats](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_%28food%29) for dinner!

I've not received any cards from my Ethiopian friends this year

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

What's the difference between Rob Ford and an Ethiopian child?

Rob Ford has more than enough to eat at home.

TIL Ethiopian warriors conquered part of Central Europe in the 1300s

That's why they call it Hungary.

I had an Ethiopian blend of coffee this morning...

It didn't taste very rich.

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