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Elsie Jokes

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Elsie

Jim moved from the big city to a small town. After a couple of days, Jim realized that he'd barely seen any women in the town.

Jim went to the bar after work one day and sat down next to a local. "I just moved into town a few days ago," Jim told the man, "and I've barely seen a single woman h...

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Willy was bashful, awful bashful.

Well, one day he takes a heifer over to Graves' bull. Everybody was out but Elsie Graves, and Elsie wasn't bashful at all. Willy, he stood there turning red and he couldn't even talk. Elsie says, 'I know what you come for; the bull's out in back a the barn.'

Well, they took the heifer out ...

Ferdinand the Bull was on one side of a fence

Elsie the cow was on the other. She winked at Ferdinand. Ferdinand snorted and jump over the fence.

"I'm Elsie the cow. You must be Ferdinand the Bull."

"Just call me Ferdinand. The fence was higher than I thought."

Young v Old Drivers

Elsie, an elderly lady, stopped to drive into a parking space when a young man in his brand new red BMW drove around her and parked in the space that she had been waiting for. Elsie was so angered that she approached the young fellow and enquired, through gritted teeth, 'I was about to park there.' ...

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