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Elsie

Jim moved from the big city to a small town. After a couple of days, Jim realized that he'd barely seen any women in the town.

Jim went to the bar after work one day and sat down next to a local. "I just moved into town a few days ago," Jim told the man, "and I've barely seen a single woman h...

Ferdinand the Bull was on one side of a fence

Elsie the cow was on the other. She winked at Ferdinand. Ferdinand snorted and jump over the fence.

"I'm Elsie the cow. You must be Ferdinand the Bull."

"Just call me Ferdinand. The fence was higher than I thought."

Young v Old Drivers

Elsie, an elderly lady, stopped to drive into a parking space when a young man in his brand new red BMW drove around her and parked in the space that she had been waiting for. Elsie was so angered that she approached the young fellow and enquired, through gritted teeth, 'I was about to park there.' ...

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