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Alyssa Jokes

Starbucks job interview

"What's your name?".

"Alyssa".

"Could you spell that please?".

"L A R I S S A".

"When can you start?".

So anyway, I was in class and my friend Alyssa asked me, "How do I look?"

I answered, "With your eyes Alyssa."



But that is also a true story.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man talks to a woman

-What's your name?
-My name is Alyssa, but friends call me Carmen.
-How comes?
-It's simple. Car, because i like cars and men, because i like men.
-I understand. Call me Beercunt.

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