A Frenchman sees a poster in front of a bakery: Croissant €1. Handjob €5
He enters the shop and sees a gorgeous young lady behind the counter. He then asks:
"Mademoiselle, are you the one that delivers the handjobs?"
Very shy, the girl looks down, blushes and replies with a giggle:
"O-Oui monsieur, I am the one that gives the handjobs".
The F...
A guy goes to a doctor...
...because he can't come anymore.
"Doctor I can't come!"
The doctor examines him and gives him some pills. "Take these pills. If you come don't come back but if you don't come well come see me again."
A few weeks later, the guy is back. He tells the secretary: "I came here a few...
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