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Eliot Jokes

Almost no one knows what the initials T and S stand for in T.S. Eliot’s name.

It’s Top Secret.

Ogden Nash and TS Eliot die and go to heaven...

At the gates of heaven they meet St. Peter, and ask him if they can spend eternity in Poet's Corner with all the other famous poets.

"I don't know," says St. Peter. "It's pretty exclusive. I'll tell you what, I'll give you a word and you have to incorporate it in a poem as the very last wor...

A Woman Goes To Buy (Another) Parrot

A woman goes to buy a parrot. The shopkeeper brings her three parrots to see.

"This parrot is a marvel. It toured with the Royal Shakespeare Company. It can recite any play by Shakespeare on command, doing different voices for each part. It's yours for only $200"

"That's amazing, but I...

Read this somewhere

Me: do you think he called himself T.S. Eliot so nobody would notice that T.Eliot is toilet spelled backward?

Librarian: Get out

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