Eggo Jokes - 12 Hilarious Eggo Jokes

What do you call an Eggo that burps?

A belching waffle.

Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand?

San Diego

(thought of this myself, it's better spoken)

What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A Sandy Eggo.
- Compliments of my cousin's 6 year old daughter (She says "Hi" by the way).

-EDIT: Wow, this blew up a lot more than I thought it would. My first gold and my first post to make it to the front page. You are too kind, Reddit.

What do you call it when you drop your waffle on the beach of SoCal?

Sandy eggo

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego

^^San-dee-eygo
^^^^sandee-eygo
^^^^^sandy-eggo
^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out

I took my wife to the beach today and now she’s mad at me. I thought she wanted to watch me drop frozen waffles along the shore and trick a bunch of communists into eating them.

After all, I could’ve sworn she said her dream was to see the sandy Eggo commie con.

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Did you guys hear about the young Japanese girl who decided to send food to a third world country?

She packed up a frozen waffle she named Carmen and wrote an address on it (that was illegible) but it never made it, and it wasn't sent back, which begs the question, "where in the world is Carmen-san the eggo?"

Where can you find a beach covered with frozen waffles?

Sandy Eggo

Remember when frozen waffles were a big thing?

That sure was a while *Eggo.*

While in California, I wanted to enjoy breakfast at Mission Beach and some guy just threw my waffle on the ground.

I hate sandy Eggo.

What do you call a waffle made in California?

A sandy Eggo.

What does a waffle call his complete existential paradigm shift?

His eggo death

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