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Did you hear about the red-head who shot up the Keebler elves?

It’s was all chocolate chip cookies and snickerdoodles until one ginger snap.

What did Han Solo say to the Keebler elf who complained he couldn't understand Chewbacca?

Sorry friend, that's the way the Wookiee mumbles.

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