A Demogorgon, a Dungeon Master and a Sherriff walk in to a bar.

My friend shouts "Wow! I've never seen anything like this. Isn't this amazing?!"

I replied "Nah, I've seen Stranger Things."

I'm going to buy my Dungeon Master a goldfish

So I can carp a DM

How can you tell the difference between a nerd and someone with a BDSM fettish?

Ask them what a dungeon master is

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