Who is Dumbledore's cousin?

Dumblewindow.

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Why does Dumbledore give the best blow jobs at Hogwarts?

Because he's the headmaster.

How does Dumbledore get down a hill?

Running....

J.K. Rolling

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So turns out dumbledore was gay

Brings a whole new meaning to his title of “headmaster”

Trump after Obama is like Umbridge after Dumbledore.

R.I.P

Following the events of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, how did the Hogwarts payroll department satisfy the sudden termination of Albus Dumbledore?

Severus Package

As Dumbledore stood there stroking his wand

Harry regretted transferring to Catholic School

I saw Sir Ian McKellan handing out leaflets about how Dumbledore and Merlin were fake clones of Gandalf

I had a look at one of the leaflets, and it turned out to be the usual propagandalf

I finally found a good model of Dumbledore's memory viewer,

but it was too ex-pensieve...

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Who gives the best blowjobs at Hogwarts?

Dumbledore, he’s the head master

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Dumbledore turns to Mcgonagall

"Minerva, you're such a dear friend. There's something I've been meaning to share with you. You see, Minerva I'm gay."

Professor Mcgonagall looking quite shocked meets his eye,

"Why albus, you must be joking!"

"NO, minerva. I'm fucking Sirius"

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What did Harry Potter say when he found Dumbledore in bed with his godfather?

Are you fucking Sirius?

Professor Snape and Eearmus

There was once a terribly misbehaving student at Hogwarts. His name was Eearmus. He wouldn't finish his homework or practice any of his incantations. The teachers were getting really impatient with Eearmus.

One day, Eearmus was extra mischievous and decided to play a prank on professor Snape...

So I read J. K Rowlings announcments.

I finally understand how dumbledore got The title of headmaster.

During quarantine - Lonely at home

I am lonely at home quarantined:

Day 1. Oh, that's nice.

Day 3. I read books and rest.

Day 5. I bingwatched "Friends".

Day 7. I talked to the washing machine, but I had worse days.

Day 9. My washing machine is angry. I never had worse days.

Day 11. I'm fine…...

Me: so how do you guys get around?

DUMBLEDORE: lots of ways. you can take the secret train

ME: makes sense

DUMBLEDORE: fly a broomstick

ME: fun

DUMBLEDORE: flush a toilet and get sucked down into it.

ME: waitaminute... what?

DUMBLEDORE: bus

I can't hold in any of these spoilers any longer...

...Snape kills Dumbledore. The Titanic sinks. Brazil lost to Germany.

Hogwarts' Spells

Two kids are fighting in Hogwarts, Dumbledore comes to seperate them and says loudly «You guys are Ex-spelled»

I recently got a new spoiler on my car...

It reads, “Snape kills Dumbledore.”

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