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Dog Ear Jokes

Why do used cards have dog ears?

They have ruff edges

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father.

"Son, now you've got a kid yourself I think it's time I gave you this"

"Dad, you don't mean-"

"Yes son, I do" **Dad pulls out a dog eared copy of '1001 Dad jokes- 5th edition

"Dad, I'm honoured!" he says, a tear in the corner of his eye

"Hi honoured," replies his father. ...

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