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Dj Khaled Jokes

What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11 because it has another 1.

Why doesn't DJ Khaled lose weight?

Becauses he never loses, he always wins.

Why does DJ Khaled shout his name at the beginning of the songs he produces?

So you know that it's time to change the channel.

DJ Khaled's real name is Khaled Khaled.

His parents must have liked their last name so much they said "Another One"

Some people say DJ Khaled fell off

If he really had fallen off, we'd have felt it.

I hate puns about DJ Khaled

I can't bear to hear another one.

Dj Khaled is like a Pokemon

All he does is shout his name

"Dj Khaled, what are your thoughts on Palestinian rocket attacks?"

"ANOTHER ONE!!'

What’s DJ Khaled say his favorite gaming system is?

Wii the best

DJ Khaled was playing cards with his family.

And a mother won.

How many pounds does DJ Khaled plan to lose with Weight Watchers?

Another one

How many DJ Khaleds does it take to change a light bulb?

Another one.

One day, DJ Khalid’s son found a magical lamp...

One day, DJ Khaled’s son stumbled upon a magical lamp. After rubbing it, a mystical genie poured out of the stem and asked for boy what he wanted for his wishes. Knowing his father’s great love of music, the boy wished to become a keyboard, something Khaled enjoyed using for his music. “Granted”, sa...

DJ Khaled was featured in a Weight Watchers commercial for losing weight...

...He must have stopped eating out...

DJ Khaled has just declined a role in his upcoming biopic.

When asked about his decision, he was quoted to have said "never play yourself."

Between Justin Bieber, Quavo, DJ Khaled, Chance the Rapper, and Me, who is the worst rapper?

That’s a No Brainer, I’m the One.

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