They see an old man approaching with something obviously wrong on his way of walking. They take a professional interest on him:
- Look, a clear case of hip replacement gone wrong
- No, my dear colleague, that is classical sciatic neuralgia
- I have to disagree with you: that dra...
Shoulder came out of my socket while locating for a lost blunt...
Call that a Dislocated joint
I took saxophone lessons for six months...
...until I dislocated my jaw. How did I know I was supposed to blow in the small end?
(credit: Tommy Cooper)
Stephen Hawking went on a date the other day.
When he went back to his family, he had a dislocated shoulder, 2 broken ribs, and a popped kneecap. It was because she stood him up.
Sam and his wife
Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, "Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled over and almost ran off the cliff. The car was ...
A fisherman and his fish
A fisherman caught a fish so big that he dislocated his shoulders describing it.
What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?
A dislocated hipster.