What's the difference between a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
The position of the dirtbag.
What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner, and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
*For a million-six points... What Netflix show- a spin-off from its famous predecessor- did this joke come from?
32 Tanks Enter Ukraine From Russia
Ukrainian grandma says, "What is the difference between a Russian tank and a vacuum cleaner? "
Ukrainian grandpa is getting another drink, but yells, "I don't know" from the cellar.
"There's only one dirtbag in a vacuum," she replies, but no one is in the room to hear her.
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