I just got back from an eye examination where they dilated my pupils
It was truly an eye opening experience
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Best weight loss In town!
A new fitness center was advertising around the city with their fool-proof method of losing a substantial amount of weight in under an hour!
Tom was an out of shape guy that wanted to lose weight badly, but was skeptical about this new spot.
After hearing many of his friends and colle...
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Birth
Paddy's wife was ready to give birth so he rushes her to hospital.On arrival the nurse asks "How dilated is she?"To which paddy relies,"Oh Jaysus we"re both over the fucking moon!!..:)
As soon as Don Cappelli and his thugs entered Marioâs restaurant
...all of the guests immediately stopped what they were doing and quietly left. Don Cappelliâs face was very well-known around the city, and while he was âsavingâ business after business from going bankrupt and helping families at their time of need, nobody dared ask where his money came from, nor d...
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