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Two Jamaican brothers are getting ready to attend their friend’s annual costume party. “Dante, we need to do better this year, we got to do better this year. We got to think of something extra special to wear!”

So Lamont and Dante take 3 hours coming up with the perfect costume to blow away the guests at the party. They’re determined to beat the annoying couple who took home last year’s prize as Tom and Jerry.

A while later, they arrive at Bob’s house, whose jaw hits the ground when he opens the fro...

My friend Dante was a big PETA supporter, but suddenly started protesting against them.

Dante’s in fur now.

What did Virgil say when Dante looked unwell?

Hey man, you look like you've been through hell

Do you think Dante meant for his work to be taken literally?

Or do you think he meant it as an Alighieri?

What is the most popular song in hell?

Burn baby burn, Dantes inferno!

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A football team loses its star player Dante Dicks due to an injury...

The next day, the paper reads "Team will play without Dicks."

Outraged, the team manager demands that the newspaper change the title and resubmit their article.

The next day, the headline reads "Team to play with Dicks out."

Mom, I'm dating a man.

\-Whom, sweetheart?

\-Dante the mailman.

\-Dante the mailman? But he could be your father!

\-But mom, age is just a number.

\-Sweetheart, I don't think you understood.

Three brothers, named Dante, Buddy, and Tyler each decided to get their dad a special birthday present

Three brothers, named Dante, Buddy, and Tyler each decided to get their dad a special birthday present.

Dante bragged, "Since Dad likes to golf, I'm going to to get him a set of golf bags for the old man."

Buddy said, "You know how Dad loves to go bird hunting? I've decided to get him...

Disney just announced plans for an animated adaptation of Dante's Inferno

They're calling it, "101 Damnations."

How do you cook divine spaghetti?

Al Dante.

German Heaven and Hell

During Dante's journey through Heaven, Beatrice leads him to a circle of Heaven and tells him: "This is German heaven. You can only enter if you are guided by a German. This is why Gutenberg will guide you there". Gutenberg shows Dante German heaven – a big factory, where good Germans work hard. "If...

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