Devilishly Jokes

A man wanted to get a tattoo. The only issue was, the tattoo was an devilishly intricate design. He went to his local tattoo parlor, only to get turned away as the artist was not skilled enough. He tried again in a busy parlor in the middle of a nearby city, only to be told it was too difficult once... read more

One day the devil caught a Pole, a Russian and a German.

"*Do not even think about escaping.*" the Devil laughed at the poor men "*These cells are meant to keep the condemned! Nothing can leave them! Nothing can enter them! Nothing! Unless I say otherwise.*" he laughed devilishly "*But here... read more

A priest dies and stands in front of God.

God looks at the priest's ledger of good and evil and smiles after finishing it. Looking up at the priest, God says "I'm satisfied with how you've lived and how you've spent your life. I give you the option to choose — Hell or heaven?"

The prie... read more

A woman with no arms and no legs is sitting by herself, crying, on a park bench facing a lake just before sunset. A handsome young man wandered by and noticed the woman crying. He walks up to her and places a comforting hand on her shoulder, saying "What's wrong, ma'am?"

"Oh...", the young wo... read more