Dental Hygiene Jokes - 10 Hilarious Dental Hygiene Jokes

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I’m excessively fussy about my dental hygiene…

you might say I'm anal about oral.

What do you call a Gungan with bad dental hygiene?

Tartar Binks

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My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene

just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour

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My mom was always obsessed with dental hygiene...

...she would always take her electric toothbrush to bed and brush her teeth all night!

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2020 has been a great year for me, personally. My dental hygiene is better than ever!

I got tired of smelling my own breath through this damn MASK!

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Good dental hygiene is so important.

My last girlfriend had the nicest teeth I've ever cum across.

9/10 dentists recommend good dental hygiene...

The other dentist is from England.

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If Listerine kills 99.9% of germs

and what doesn't kill something makes it stronger,

are we really on the right track with all this dental hygiene stuff?

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As the result of an accident, a man lost teeth and had to have a partial plate made.

His dentist built a standard dental plate and fitted it into his mouth and it worked just fine.

In three months, the man was back at his dentist. The dentist looked in his mouth, and the plate he had just put in was so deteriorated it was beyond repair.

The dentist was shocked that it ...

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God was creating all the countries and it was the United Kingdom’s turn.

He turned to his angels and said, “ They shall live on a miserable damp island, they’ll barely get along with each other and be constantly on each other’s throats if not dealing with other countries, have bland food, the worst dental hygiene and have this insufferable fantasy about their country bei...

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