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Deja Vu

A man was sitting on a couch, reading something on his phone when suddenly he complained to his wife: "Honey, im reading something on my phone, and i swear i have read that before. Do you think im having a Deja Vu?" To which, his wife replies: "Oh my dear, are you reading r/Jokes again?"

I went to a fancy French restaurant called “Deja Vu”,

and the headwaiter said, “Don’t I know you?”

What is deja vu?

98% of all posts on r/jokes

I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time

I think I've forgotten this before

A Redditor walks into a joke about Deja Vu

Turns out it was a repost.

Question 3: explain deja vu

Question 4: explain deja vu

Yesterday I had the longest deja vu....

I stayed 30 minutes in r/jokes.

I was going to tell a joke about Deja Vu

But I think you've heard it before

An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.

As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.

Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.

"Uncanny!" He thought. "I...

Why do I always feel a sense of deja vu on Repo street?

I'm sure I've seen it or read it already on Repo St.

Girl: You know that feeling you get when you think you're being watched, but when you turn to look you to see that no one's there?

*I wanted to tell her that I could totally relate, and that the feeling was deja vu for me. Though if I said anything it'd just give away my hiding spot in the bushes.*

A group of soldiers was fighting against a group of rebels...

They had been fighting for a few years now, and many people, including innocent citizens, had lost their lives during this period. The soldiers tried and tried to rid the city of the rebels, but the latter was a strong resistance and were hard to defeat. Regardless of the many new personnel, bases a...

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