I suggested an awesome product name and slogan for marketers of a data file decompression utility, but they wouldn't take me up on it.
The company's stupid focus groups thought it was inappropriate.
I mean, come on, what's wrong with:
"SIGH unzips"?
What do you get when experiencing rapid decompression in a German luxury automobile?
Mercedes-Bends
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