Decomposed Jokes - 4 Hilarious Decomposed Jokes

What did Beethoven do after he died?

He decomposed.

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There are no skeletons in my closet.

The bodies haven't decomposed yet.

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Two women archaeologists are down in Mexico excavating an ancient Mayan burial ground looking for some remains to take back to their museum.

Unfortunately, everything they run across is badly decomposed. One of the two says, "We don't seem to be having much luck."
The other replies, "Keep on digging, honey, a good Mayan is hard to find!"

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What happened to Beethoven's body after he died?

It decomposed

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