You know what I'd give to be ambidextrous?

My left hand.

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Ambidextrous Lady Golfer

A group of men live and die for their Saturday morning golf game. One transfers to another city and they're lost without him.

A new woman joins their club. When she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I j...

I have an uncle who's ambidextrous, but prefers to use his right hand

The only thing he does left is write.

How do you describe an ambidextrous Greek string musician experiencing legular combustion?

Lyre, lyre, pants on fire

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How could you tell that the ambidextrous baseball player was bi-sexual?

Cuz he swings both ways.

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What do you call a guy with two dicks?

Ambidextrous.

So I'm trying to get myself to be ambidextrous.

I'm halfway there!

I'm lucky enough to be ambidextrous.

It's just a shame I'm a lefty.

I recently joined a group for ambidextrous people.

It didn't feel right, so I left.

People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves.

On the other hand, I disagree.

Trump is actually ambidextrous

He can move from right to left as he chooses

I’m dating a solid 5/10

Too bad I’m not ambidextrous

I would give my right arm.

To be ambidextrous.

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