Ambidextrous Jokes - 13 Hilarious Ambidextrous Jokes

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The ambidextreous Golfer

A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him.

A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys talking about their golf round. She said, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in college and I...

You know what I'd give to be ambidextrous?

My left hand.

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I am half ambidextrous

Wich make me bad with both hands

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I have an uncle who's ambidextrous, but prefers to use his right hand

The only thing he does left is write.

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So I'm trying to get myself to be ambidextrous.

I'm halfway there!

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Trump is actually ambidextrous

He can move from right to left as he chooses

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I recently joined a group for ambidextrous people.

It didn't feel right, so I left.

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How could you tell that the ambidextrous baseball player was bi-sexual?

Cuz he swings both ways.

I'm lucky enough to be ambidextrous.

It's just a shame I'm a lefty.

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People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves.

On the other hand, I disagree.

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What do you call a guy with two dicks?

Ambidextrous.

I’m dating a solid 5/10

Too bad I’m not ambidextrous

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I would give my right arm.

To be ambidextrous.

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