Ambidextrous Jokes - 13 Hilarious Ambidextrous Jokes

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The ambidextreous Golfer

A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him.

A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys talking about their golf round. She said, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in college and I...

You know what I'd give to be ambidextrous?

My left hand.

I am half ambidextrous

Wich make me bad with both hands

I have an uncle who's ambidextrous, but prefers to use his right hand

The only thing he does left is write.

So I'm trying to get myself to be ambidextrous.

I'm halfway there!

Trump is actually ambidextrous

He can move from right to left as he chooses

I recently joined a group for ambidextrous people.

It didn't feel right, so I left.

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How could you tell that the ambidextrous baseball player was bi-sexual?

Cuz he swings both ways.

I'm lucky enough to be ambidextrous.

It's just a shame I'm a lefty.

People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves.

On the other hand, I disagree.

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What do you call a guy with two dicks?

Ambidextrous.

I’m dating a solid 5/10

Too bad I’m not ambidextrous

I would give my right arm.

To be ambidextrous.

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