Death Wish Jokes - 4 Hilarious Death Wish Jokes

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Death wish

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?” “Yes,” replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand?”

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What does a coprophage with a death wish want to do?

Eat shit and die!

What do you call a dromedary with a death wish?

A camelkaze.

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I have seven chocolate bars, and my friend takes two. What does he have?

A fucking death wish.

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