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Datsun cogs

There was a farmer, who owned a Datsun Ute. He used this Datsun for all his farm work, feeding the horses.. Throwing bails of hay out the back of it.. Carrying firewood and what not.
When all of sudden one day, *chug chug chug* it breaks down.

So he decides to go back to the shed to grab h...

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How Datsun (now Nissan) got its original name

The burgeoning Japanese car company wanted a really good name so they asked the Germans who are known for naming their car companies really well. The president asked a rep from a German marketing company for help. The asked when they needed the final product and the president said, "One week." To wh...

A car collector from New York finally gets the Datsun he's been looking for,

Unfortunately it was missing a few key parts to get it up and running. He takes it to his mechanic. The mechanic says "you need some specific gear parts here - these cogs over here, you'll need two of them. You can only get them from this specialty parts dealer, and he's in California.

The...

Did you hear about the explosion at the Nissan factory?

It was raining Datsun cogs.

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There are japanese car parts falling from the sky here

It's raining datsun cogs

How do you tell a kid which car is yours?

(Pointing to your car)
Datsun

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