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Clone Trooper Jokes

What are Star Wars clone troopers muscles built of?

Kamino acids.

I saw a Battle Droid push a foul-mouthed clone trooper off a cliff....

...he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura?

Bye Felucia

A Jedi is fighting...

A Jedi is fighting some clone troopers when suddenly he drops his laser sword in the heat of battle. Luckily it comes back to him, seemingly of its own accord. After he has won, he looks down at his weapon with amazement, and says “thank you, you’re a LIGHTSABER!”

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