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Mandalorian Jokes

What did one Mandalorian farmer say to the other?

This is the hay.

Met my first Mandalorian today

He was a Wisconsin dairy farmer, took me on a tour of a Mando dairy. First, he showed me the snack curd-making facility, then pointed and said,

“This is the whey.”

What do you call a dog owned by a Mandalorian?

Boba Pett.

Why can’t you beat the Mandalorian in a race?

Because he has the beskar

A Sith, a Jedi, and a Mandalorian walk into a bar...

They start talking and after a few drinks the conversation shifts to cars. The Jedi living a life of austerity and frugality only has a 1991 Camry. The Sith and Mando laughs at him saying he has a Bad Car. The Sith having manipulated others into giving him their wealth shows off his McClaren F1. The...

What does the Mandalorian say when you ask him for directions?

"This is the way"

What about when you're uncertain if he's right?

"I have spoken"

What would the Mandalorian be called if he was a woman that traveled through time?

Ma'amDeLorean

I really have a thing for Mandalorians

I guess it's my boba fettish

What do you call a mandalorian who loves cheese?

Feta Bob

Did you hear Pedro Pascal hurt his back during The Mandalorian?

It was from carrying the Star Wars franchise

What is the Mandalorian's favorite song?

The Way.

If people from Mandalore are Mandalorians,

Are people from Bangalore called Bangalorians?

Why don't Mandalorians eat cheese curds?

It is not the whey.

The Mandalorian was my waiter, and I think I angered him because he threatened to tamper with my food.

"I can bring it in warm...or I can bring it in cold."

Did you know Mandalorians love blue-milk cottage cheese?

This is the whey.

I learned the Mandalorian stays ripped by drinking his own brand of protein powder.

This Is The Whey

The Mandalorian visited the Dr

The Mandalorian visited the Dr and they got into an argument because Mando wouldn't take his armor off when he got on the scale. He pointed to the scale and said, "this is the weight." The know it all doctor pointed to the armor and said, "no this is the weight." The nurse was called to show Mando t...

The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section, and say...

..."This is the whey"



(Sorry)

What does the Mandalorian say after he starts a new diet to gain more muscle?

This is the whey.

What did the Mandalorian say when his milk curdled and he strained out the curds?

This is the whey.

I asked my Mandalorian friend if his protein powder was soy, and he answered:

“This is the whey.”

What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a Time Machine operated by Marty McFly?

One’s a Mandalorian and the other’s a manned DeLorean.

Din Djarin and Obi Wan were making cheese...

Din Djarin poured in some rennet, and when the milk coagulated, he separated and removed the curd from the large vat.

Obi Wan, unfamiliar with the process, pointed to the bottom of the vat and asked what was it that remained?

The Mandalorian said..."This is the whey..."

Sorry.

My wife loves Star Wars...

so last night we watched all the Mandalorian, back to back!

Luckily, I was the one facing the TV...

What does the inside of the Mandalorian’s helmet smell like?

Fetta Cheese

With all the Mandalorian hype, I had asked my rich uncle for a first edition toy Yoda for Christmas

But all he gave me was some junky old car.

[From my 8-year-old] What did the Mandalorian say about how to cook the Thanksgiving turkey?

...This is the way.

How does a Mandalorian win a bodybuilding competition?

This is the whey

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