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If life is a music,

I am in D minor.

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For D minors

Three Music Chords Walk into a Bar

B Major chord, C Major chord and D minor chord walk into a bar.
B goes up to the bartender: "Give me a St. Bernardus."
"Here you go!" goes the bartender.
C goes up to the bartender: "Get me a Chimay!"
"Here you go!"
D goes up to the bartender: "I'd like a Duvel..."
To which...
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