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A man walks by a 5 star restaurant and sees a sign on the window that says "piano player wanted"

He asks to speak to the manager, who he then tells he'd like to apply for the job. The manager brings him over to the piano to see what he's got. The man plays the most beautiful piece the manager has ever heard. He pulls out his handkerchief to wipe away a few tears.

Deeply moved, the manag...

If life is a music,

I am in D minor.

Why was the guitarist arrested [NSFW]

For fingering D minors

Three Music Chords Walk into a Bar

B Major chord, C Major chord and D minor chord walk into a bar.
B goes up to the bartender: "Give me a St. Bernardus."
"Here you go!" goes the bartender.
C goes up to the bartender: "Get me a Chimay!"
"Here you go!"
D goes up to the bartender: "I'd like a Duvel..."
To which...

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