Somebody today was explaining to me how the cryptocurrency market was changing, even though I already knew

It was a bit coin descending

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villager that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villager that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to dimi...

What's a corpse's favorite currency?

Cryptocurrency

What do you call the modern practice of alchemy?

Cryptocurrency!

What is an assasin’s favourite cryptocurrency payment method?

Hitcoin

What's the difference between a crypto-communist and a cryptocurrency?

The crypto-communist is worth something.

There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel. You just yell in your microphone to get money...

It's a sound investment.

How many cryptocurrency holders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. It never gets changed. The bulb is purchased but sits in the box for years until it’s useless.

What do cryptocurrency investors do for fun

They YODL

What kind of money do Bloods use?

Cryptocurrency.

Have you heard of the rapper showing off cryptocurrency?

He calls himself blockchainz.


PS. Please be forviging. Haha!

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Why couldn't the blood invest in Bitcoin?

It's a Cryptocurrency. Now give me karma my wife left me, I lost custody of my kids and I just lost my job. I'm about one more thing from snapping, for the love of fucking god upvote this damn post.

How does a skeleton pay for things?

With CRYPTocurrency

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