Accusations Jokes - 10 Hilarious Accusations Jokes

In order to stop accusations of racism, Trump decides to hire a Mexican immigrant

However, he doesn't feel confortable having him as an employee and calls him over in his office.

Juan: "Why you call me, jefe ?"

Trump: "You're fired!"

Juan: "Que ?! Why ?!!"

Trump: "Because....uh... Because you didn't finish high school!"

Juan: "Oh, no pro...

Huawei denies spying accusations

The recently launched model 5PY-2020 sELECT it’s perfectly safe.

A Man Claimed I stole His Guitar.

I told him his accusations were bassless.

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Captain Morgan now facing assault accusations. Local authorities asking victims one question.

Have you had a little Captain in you?

The US government has resorted to jailing political dissidents using fake accusations

Reports say they were arrested on Trump'ed up charges.

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Why didn't the saxophone get fired from his teaching job after multiple accusations of assault?

he was a tenure sax

There’s a lot of blaming and accusations going on concerning the Trump/China trade talks. Basically . . .

It’s a lot of He said Xi said.

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By taking into account this year's string of accusations, I can say with confidence that...

...it was nice knowing you Mr. Claus. But seriously, why that elf???

My music snob friend told me that The Doors had a lacklustre rhythm section. I asked him why he would say that, and he just shrugged his shoulders.

I told him I’m sick of hearing these bassless accusations.

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BREAKING NEWS : Buddy, the golden retriever from "Air Bud", makes his response to the accusations of assault

"I don't even know that "

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