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Creeper Jokes

One time I was in a church and yelled "creeper!!"

Everybody said amen.

What did the lady say to the attractive creeper?

Lurkin' good!

The pyramids took so long to build because creepers kept on destroying them...

That's why the ancient Egyptians worshipped cats to scare the creepers away.

My Ex told me she had a creeper

I spent over 420 hours watching her house, I still haven't found him

What is the difference between a creeper and a sneaker?

A creeper acts in poor taste; a sneaker tastes poor.

Found out they're adding a Priest villager in the new Minecraft update

I really thought the Creeper was sufficient.

So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right?

That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blueberry, they cannot mate. Anyway, there is this one normal cheerio that is in love with a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, he cannot mate with her. He can't even communicate with her because they are of different species. So, he invents a machine that ...

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