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Court Clerk Jokes

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Monday morning, Joe, the court clerk, finds a note on his desk.

Memo: Attn: Joe, Court Clerk...

From: Judge Frank...

Today's tasks:

1) Contact hysterical woman who you emailed Friday about her being sentenced to go to the rapist because her actions contributed to mans laughter.

2) Fix your keyboard. The spacebar sticks.

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Mr. John Shit goes to court to change his name

"Hello sir, how may I help you?" Asks the court clerk

"I would like to change my name."

"Very well, what is your current name?"

"John Shit."

"My god, what a horrible name. What would you like to change it to?"

"George Shit."

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