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If we don't proofread and correct mistakes

The errorists win.

I Am Using Your Wife.

A man received message from his neighbour.

Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.
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Skydiving without a parachute...

Is a once in a lifetime opportunity.


I heard this on a spotify ad and it cracked me up. I thought I'd share it.:)

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