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Conman Jokes

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A Conman, Moron and Rapist walks into a Bar

Bartender asks “What would you like, Mr. President?”

What’s a conmans favorite pastime?

Phishing

A peadophile, a conman and a priest walk into a bar.

“What can I get for you father?” Asks the barman.

A child molester, a conman and a priest walks into a bar

He then sat down.

Did you hear about this religious conman?

He believes in lie after death.

What do you call an Irish conman with leprosy?

A Leper Con!

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A rapist and conman get caught by the sheriff in a small town. The town doesn’t have much money to take care of prisoners, so the sheriff gets an idea. He decides he’ll charge money to let the townspeople punish the crooks and use the money to keep them in jail for as long as he can...

The sheriff figures even a short stay in jail will be plenty after a little “justice” from the townspeople.

The sheriff takes the criminals to the town square, handcuffs them to posts and sets up shop.

He tells the people that the punishment should fit the crime, so anyone can pay $1 ...

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