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Clean Out Jokes

I heard a banana a day helps clean out the colon

I then found out you’re supposed to eat the banana.

Thanks to being furloughed I have finally had time to clean out my attic.

I haven't cleaned it, but I have had time.

When you clean out a vacuum cleaner.

You become a vacuum cleaner.

A man was helping his friend clean out his garage.

He noticed an amazing looking belt in the garbage can. It was black, with numerous stars and galaxies etched into it in intricate detail.

"Why are you throwing this out?" He asked.

His friend replied, "It is just such a waist of space."

Working at home, I've had a chance to clean out the cabinets...

The spices in my cabinet were so old I had to throw them out.

What a waste of thyme!

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out.

What a waste of thyme.

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A rabbit is running hastily through the forest

And suddenly sees a deer relaxing under a tree smoking some hash. "What're you doing here, are you crazy?" says the rabbit, "We're in nature in the clean air, and you're smoking hash? Get up so we can run together and clean out our lungs!" "Youre right!" says the deer, and he gets up and starts runn...

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