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Ennui Jokes

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Ugh, you again?”

The man says, “How could I stay away? You have my two favorite things, alcohol and ennui.”
The bartender asks, “What’s ennui?”
The man says, “Does it even matter? Just give me a beer.”

Password security questions for the depressed

What is the name of your least favorite child?

In what year did you abandon your dreams?

What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?

At what age did your childhood pet run away?

What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?

In what city did you first...

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