A man walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Ugh, you again?”

The man says, “How could I stay away? You have my two favorite things, alcohol and ennui.”
The bartender asks, “What’s ennui?”
The man says, “Does it even matter? Just give me a beer.”

Password security questions for the depressed

What is the name of your least favorite child?

In what year did you abandon your dreams?

What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?

At what age did your childhood pet run away?

What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?

In what city did you first...

A horse walks into a bar.

A Horse walks into a bar.
The Bartender sees such a vivid depth
of despair and ennui in the Horse's eyes,
like the Horse has stared into the abyss
and found the infinite void of nothingness so deep
that the Horse could no longer believe
that he himself nor anyone nor anything else ...

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