UPJOKE

My 82 year old Grandpa's favorite joke

A skeleton walks into a bar, sits down and says

"I'll have a beer and a mop"

I just got back from the funeral of my 82 year old neighbour who died after falling off his roof when fixing his TV antenna.

The funeral was sad, but the reception was excellent.

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