I just got back from the funeral of my 82 year old neighbour who died after falling off his roof when fixing his TV antenna.

The funeral was sad, but the reception was excellent.

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My wife's 82 year old grandmother told this joke today at our family dinner

A grandfather and grandmother were visiting their son and family for a night. The father asked the son if he could have one if his viagra. The son said yes but that he needed to leave $10 in the cabinet.

The next morning the son found $110 cash next to the bottle. He went to his father and s...

My 82 year old Grandpa's favorite joke

A skeleton walks into a bar, sits down and says

"I'll have a beer and a mop"

My 82 year old grandmother is still healthy and active. She doesn't even need glasses.

She drinks her whiskey straight from the bottle.

An 82 year old couple goes to the doctor

The man says, "Hey doc. We would like to try and have a kid."

The doctor says, "That's impossible at your age."

"I know but we would really like to try and have a kid."

The doctor knows it's not a possibility but he decides to humor the couple.

"Well alright....the first...

82 year old Mr. Morris

went to the doctors for a full physical examination.

A few weeks later, the doctor saw Mr. Morris walking down the road with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

'Hello Mr. Morris,' says the doctor, 'you're looking well and it looks like you're doing great!'

'Well, I got me a hot M...

At an annual checkup...

An 82 year old man was having his annual checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant, and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment and the...

What did the 80 year old pirate say?

Aye matey. Then the 82 year old pirate said, aye matey too. The 80yo pirate said, no you're not, you're eighty two! I'm eighty. Then the 82 year old pirate said, Aye matey! Then the 80yo pirate said, no you're not! You're eighty two! Then the 82 year old pirate said, Aye matey! Then the...

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