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Chinese Name Jokes

How Long is a Chinese name?

Yes, it is.

How Long is a Chinese name

......either you read that correct or you need to read it again to understand!

If you think Chinese names are funny,

the joke is on Yu.

How Long is a Chinese name

And he’s a good friend of mine.

How do the Chinese name their children

They drop silverware in the sink and listen to the sound it makes

I told my wife I want to give our fifth child a Chinese name, she asked "why?"

I said "because one in five kids are Chinese".

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Derrick goes to Asian night at the club.....

Derrick (a white american) learned that his Chinese friend has an american name (Joey) and a Chinese name (Yao). He has the yellow fever so he tests his luck at the local bar for Asian night. He musters the courage to talk to one of the girls at the bar.






"Hey what's your C...

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Ling and Ving...

When I was in high school two exchange students from china came over to study at my school, their names were Ling and Ving. I had several classes with the two and I became quite good friends with them, especially Ving. One day, Ving opened up to me and admitted how dissatisfied he was with his name ...

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