If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for tea you are a terrible parent.
I don't care how busy you are, find the time to microwave them first at least.
I've created a manly fragrance that smells like chicken nuggets.
I call it Pollo For Men.
There were 30 students but only 28 chicken nuggets. How many kids didn’t get nuggets?
Ten. Why? Because only twenty ate chicken nuggets.
What do you call chicken nugget's served in a pub?
Bar-tenders
A chicken nugget walks into a bar.
The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What did the chicken nugget thief say to his victim?
Nothing, he just took the nugget and dipped.
What happens when you get a chicken nugget hard?
You get a chicken tender.
Bad physics joke
Two chicken nuggets were on a see saw. They looked into each other's eyes and realised they were in love. One of the chicken nuggets crawled over to the other side of the see saw and kissed the other one. It was a tender moment.
Ordered 4 drinks at McDonald's.....
....so they wouldn't think all 50 chicken nuggets were for me.
What do you call a chicken with no legs and no wings?
A chicken nugget
Skinny dipping involves a swimming pool.
Fat dipping involves a ranch cup and chicken nuggets.
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I’m not a little boy any more
On a boys birthday he says to his mother I’m not a little boy anymore, the mother nods and understands.
Well, the mother says for dinner I guess you don’t want chicken nuggets anymore.
No, no, no, says the boy but instead I can have a grown up knife and fork.
Well, the mother s...
The chairman of Perdue Chicken goes to the Vatican to meet the pope.
Jim Perdue, CEO of Perdue Chicken, goes to the Vatican to meet the pope. He says "Pope Francis, it is an honor to meet you. As you know, I am a devoted Catholic, and I'm bringing a generous donation today - 2 million dollars - and in return I simply ask you hear a proposal."
Pope Francis sa...
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