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Chav Jokes

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Why can’t the chav get a boner when he’s by himself?

Cause he’s only hard when he’s with his mates.

What do you call a chav in a box?

Innit.

What do you call a chav in a locked box?

Safe.

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Why aren't chavs good at sex?

It takes ten of them to get hard.

Two English chavs

English chav 1: Oi lost moi dog, innit.
English chav 2: Blimey, you doin' something to find it?
English chav 1: Yeah, I put posters up all over town, didden oi.
English chav 2: Wot you put on the posters then?
English chav 1: Here boy

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Why doesn’t Viagra work on chavs?

Because they aren’t hard without their mates.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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After landing my new job as a Asda greeter, I lasted less than a day.

After landing my new job as a Asda greeter, I lasted less than a day. Here’s what happened:
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, chavy woman walked into the store along with her two kids, shouting and swearing at them all the way through the entrance.<...

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It's Halloween evening, and the door bell goes

I get up and answer the door expecting to see some cute kids dressed in appropriate outfits, you know witches, zombies etc etc. So I was quite unprepared for what I saw when I opened the door...a group of maybe 15 year olds just wearing their normal clothes. Tracksuits and baseball caps maybe 5 or 6...

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