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Bogan Jokes

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Two Aussie bogans, Gazza and Dazza, are stumbling home one night

Gazza looks down and sees a mirror on the ground, so he picks it up for a closer look.

"Hey Dazza, I think I know this cunt."

"Give me a look at that" says Dazza. "Of course you do ya dickhead, It's me!"

In bogan speak, Sheila= typical Aussie girl and Bruce= typical Aussie boy.

Sheila didn’t come home one night. When Bruce asked her where she'd been she said she spent the night at a girl friend's house. Bruce was a bit suspicious she'd been sleeping around so he rang her ten closest friends, but none of them had seen her. Next week Bruce didn't come home one night. Sheila ...

A joke for Australians

The Garbo's doing his rounds and he gets his mate,the bogan's place and the bin ain't out the front. So the Garbo knocks on the door. "G'Day, Bogan. Long time no see. Where's ya bin?" Asks the Garbo. "I bin on holidays." Says the Bogan. "Nah mate, where's ya bin?" Repeats the Garbo. "I just s...

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