What do you get when you mix LSD with Plan B?

A trip without the kids

My coworker asked me why all the Plan B pills kept getting stolen

I told her it was probably because they were easier to steal than vacuums

I don't get why women are complaining that Plan B doesn't work if you're over 180 lbs

If she's over 180 lbs, she's already Plan B!

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Plan B

My wife's just been checking to see if she has everything ready for her first solo parachute jump tomorrow.

I said, "Have you got a spare pair of knickers with you?"

"What, in case I shit myself?" She replied.

"No." I said, "In case your main chute doesn't fucking open."

What did God do when yellow jackets started stinging the other animals?

Plan Bee.

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OnlyFans’ bankers were going to pull out

If they want ‘em to stay in, looks like they’ll need to go with Plan B

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