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Charmin Jokes

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What’s the difference between Charmin Toilet Paper and the Starship Enterprise?

Nothing. They both circle around Uranus in search of Clingons

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Fancy Toilet paper names

A big chief of a native american tribe had heard of a new invention of the white man called toilet paper, and he wanted to try it out so he sends a runner to a general store in town to buy some. The runner gets to the store and says "Need toilet paper for big chief.", to which the clerk replied, "Wh...

COVID-19 Pick-Up Lines

If COVID-19 doesn't take you out... Can I?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

You can't spell virus without U and I.

Baby, do you need toilet pape...

I brought my lady friend some toilet paper yesterday.

It's clear she finally found her Prince Charmin.

Apple better watch its quarterly earnings, its latest iPhone has competition

It's called Charmin Ultra Soft

How much toilet paper you have now determines your social status

How Charmin

9 months from now there will be a baby boom called the Covid-19 babies.

Top baby names: Scott, Angel and Charmin.

If anyone is still having trouble finding toilet paper or paper towels, I know a guy you can call...

Dog the Bounty Hunter. He's brawny and some people find him strangely charmin'.

I met a guy who works at a toilet paper company

He was quite charmin, I must say.

Hey girl, you know why they call me "Toilet Paper?"

Because I'm so Charmin.

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No Name Toilet paper

An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud. "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?" "$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies. "That seems pretty expensive," responds the India...

A King taught his son how to use the toilet today.

Now they call him Prince Charmin.

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An Indian walks into a trading post

And he asks the owner for toilet paper. The owner replies we have Charmin for .35 cents a roll. The Indian shakes his head and says too much. The owner says we also have Bounty for .15 cents a roll. Again the Indian shakes his head and says too much. The owner says well I have some no name toilet pa...

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One time there was two farmers

One time there was two farmers that lived out on the road to Plato, Missouri. They was always good friends, and Biil’s oldest boy had been a-charmin’ one of Sam’s daughters. Everything was going fine till the morning they met down by the creek, and Sam was pretty god damn mad. “Bill,” says he, “from...

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