My friend joined a cult. They believe that one day they will cease to exist in their human form, and become water vapor.
I told him, "you will be mist".
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse responds "I've just realized I'm a metaphysical concept residing within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead ...
were walking down a street one day when they came across a magic mirror.
The mirror saw them and spoke " I will grant you each a wish if you can say something truthful about yourself. If you lie, you will cease to exist instead ".
The brunette went up and said " I think I am smart ! " ...
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