Cave Man Jokes - 6 Hilarious Cave Man Jokes

What do you call a cave man’s fart?

A blast from the past.

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How old was the cave man on his birthday?

Stone Age

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What do you call a wandering cave man?

A meanderthal.

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A cannibal walks into a bar...

A cannibal walks into a bar. He's got a bone through his nose, wild hair, wearing animal skins and a knuckle-bone necklace. He has a pronounced brow ridge, sloping forehead, and looks just like a Cro-Magnum cave man.

The bartender says, "We don't serve time-travelers here."

The canniba...

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A Story behind Cave painting

Cave man[gesturing]: you wanna see some comics I made about elephants, it's quiet funny.

Cave woman [gesturing]: sure.

*Present day*

Archeologist: this wall painting is an beautiful form of art by prehistoric man maybe it's about religion and stuff.

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what does Geico and your girlfriend have in common?

Shes so easy a cave man could do her.

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