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Carpal Tunnel Jokes

Did you hear about the priest who got carpal tunnel syndrome from playing too many old-timey card games?

He received the euchre-wrist.

Tomb Raider gave me carpal tunnel syndrome.

...and that was just the box art.

The only good thing about developing carpal tunnel...

Now when I jack it, it really does feel like someone else’s hand.

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If it wasn't for Carpal Tunnel

I wouldn't know when to stop masturbating.

My dad got carpal tunnel syndrome from being on a keyboard in an office all day.

It got so bad his boss made him get rid of the piano.

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Still finishing his screening paperwork, a man is called back for his doctor appointment...

The doctor walks into the room, and notices that the patient is struggling to grasp the pen as he fills out his paperwork.


Doctor: I see here that your appointment is due to hearing loss, though I can't help but notice you've got a little carpal tunnel. Have you had that looked at?
...

Just hurt my wrists digging a hole between two koi ponds.

I think it's carpal tunnel.

When a musician's fingers move really fast across a piano, they're considered a prodigy and a genius.

But when i go even faster on full-screen rhythm games on my iPad, I'm "lazy", "going to get carpal tunnel syndrome", "unproductive", and "ruining the funeral, Emily".

How did the fish get from one lake to the next?

They took the carpal tunnel.

I thought I had an STD once...

turned out it was just carpal tunnel.

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