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If it wasn't for Carpal Tunnel

I wouldn't know when to stop masturbating.

My dad got carpal tunnel syndrome from being on a keyboard in an office all day.

It got so bad his boss made him get rid of the piano.

I fell over at work and hurt my arm

I have a build up of fluid in my carpal tunnels. I’ve been to the Physio and he has given me exercises to do, including holding my hand in a certain position but it doesn’t seam to be helping.

The Wrist Cyst Stance is Futile.

Just hurt my wrists digging a hole between two koi ponds.

I think it's carpal tunnel.

When a musician's fingers move really fast across a piano, they're considered a prodigy and a genius.

But when i go even faster on full-screen rhythm games on my iPad, I'm "lazy", "going to get carpal tunnel syndrome", "unproductive", and "ruining the funeral, Emily".

How did the fish get from one lake to the next?

They took the carpal tunnel.

A group of programmers painstakingly made a small underground passage, that somehow got smaller if it was used too often.

They called it the Carpal Tunnel

I thought I had an STD once...

turned out it was just carpal tunnel.

Guess what my Valentine gave me?

Carpal Tunnel...

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