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What did the horny can of soda say?

Fizz in me

My best friend was hit with a can of soda

Good thing it was a soft drink

I got his in the head with a can of soda the other day

Lucky for me it was a soft drink

I got hit in the head this morning by a can of soda...

Don't worry, I'm okay -- it was a soft-drink.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip

After a good meal and a can of soda, they laid down in their tent for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?"...

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