Can Of Soda Jokes - 7 Hilarious Can Of Soda Jokes

Client: I want a can of soda, please.

Waiter: It's 10$.

Client: 10$ ? Why ?

Waiter: 5$ for the can and the TIP is 5$.

Client: OK, here's 10$.

Waiter: Thanks. Here, I give you back 5$.

Client: What ? Why ?

Waiter: Because we don't have soda any more.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

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What did the horny can of soda say?

Fizz in me

I got hit in the head this morning by a can of soda...

Don't worry, I'm okay -- it was a soft-drink.

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A guy gets to the front of the line at the grocery store…

And takes the items out of his cart - one banana, one can of soup, one piece of chicken, one potato, one can of soda.

The cashier looks at him and says, “Let me guess, you’re single?”

The guy says, “I am, how did you know?”

Cashier says, “Because you’re ugly as fuck!”

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip

After a good meal and a can of soda, they laid down in their tent for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?"...

If you put your ear to a seashell, you can hear the sea.

If you put your ear to a can of soda, you can hear the diabetes.

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