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Bullied Jokes

My Sister always got bullied at school for being adopted.

Homeschooling for us was fun though

I was bullied...

When I was a little kid this other kid in a wheelchair used to bully me but I couldn't do anything about it because I felt bad making fun of him. So for the rest of my life people knew me as the guy who "couldn't stand up for himself" and I think that's ironic considering it all.

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A boy is being bullied in school [very long]

And the bullies call him and his friends "bitches and bastards". When the boy gets home, he asks his parents what "bitches and bastards are". His dad blushes, and says, "Well, they're just ladies and gentlemen".

Later, his parents are talking, and the boy overhears his dad say "condom". "Dad...

Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied ?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

Today I got bullied by 9 and 25

They are mean squares.

Why did the spice get bullied?

Because he's ginger.

My friend with iron deficiency was getting bullied

It was a shame he couldn't stand up for himself

Why was the wheat bullied?

Because he was in bread.

So, I was getting bullied for being straight, but I didn't care.

Because harassment more to me.

My brother bullied a dyslexic bird carer.

How owl can you go?

Bullying

As I was walking home from school, I saw a kid getting bullied by three other kids, so I decided to help. I knew he wouldn’t stand a chance against the four of us.

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Bullying

\- I am here at the school because my daughter is being bullied.

\- Who is your daughter?

\- That chubby one that looks like a capybara, seating in the back of the class.

How do you get bullied by evil spirits?

By communicating with them with a Wedgie Board.

As a kid, I was bullied because I had aspergers

Thank the good lord above they never found out I had ascheese as well

What did the paint do after he got bullied at school?

Oh, he just brushed it off.

Sorry for making a bad paint joke, it's been at the top of my bucket list for a while now.

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Why did the straight kid get bullied in cooking class???

He wasn’t pansexual

A victim of bullying on death row

There was once a man who was bullied for looking sort of like a clown, with pale skin and a red nose. After years of being bullied by classmates and coworkers alike, he snaps and commits a homicide in the office he worked at.

For the murders of several people, he gets put on death row.
Aft...

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

I was bullied a lot in school.

Eventually I went on to musical success. Years down the line, I stopped in my hometown to do a show. It turned out the biggest of my bullies was hired to handle my displays.

I watched for a while as he tried to put up some cardboard cutouts of myself. Every time he would set one up, another o...

So I saw a kid getting bullied at my school today...

I would've stood up for him, but I'm bound to a wheelchair.

There is a therapy group at school for kids who are bullied.

I’m helping new members join

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A menstrual pad goes to school where she got bullied by two tampons

The toilet roll walked up to her and told the menstrual pad “Don’t listen to them, They’re both stuck up cunts”

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A boy named Steve was being bullied by a boy named Billy.

Billy's parents were vegan, and one day Billy's father had a stroke out of nowhere, despite his healthy lifestyle.

Ever since Billy's dad was hospitalized after the stroke, Billy became very more and more aggressive to the point where he would bully Steve and hurl insults at him daily for no ...

I've got two kids, jane and emma, they get bullied at school.

I can't make it stop but i can help them rise above it. The other day i said to them, “Look, boys…”

As a kid growing up I'd always get bullied, every morning they'd spit in my food and call me names.

Man, I hated being home schooled.

I had a friend that used to self-harm when he was bullied...

I used to think "whose side are you on?"

A Farm Boy gets bullied for having a big head...

The son says, "Mom, all the kids at school say I have a big head. Its really upsetting."

The mother says, "Don't worry honey, your head isn't big at all. Now, go gather some potatoes."

"Mom, I don't have a bag for potatoes."

"Its okay son, just use your hat."

What do you call an excessively bullied child getting hate from everyone?

Youtube rewind.

What did the cable say when he was bullied by another cable?

"Wire you so mean!"

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Why did the Gluteus Maximus feel bullied?

He was the butt of many jokes.

I named my son "Tennis" but he doesn't mind being bullied about it.

He's a good sport really.

The only way to stop a bully is to stand up to them.

Trust me, I have bullied a *lot* of people.

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