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Forecourt Jokes

Expensive Date

She asked me to take her somewhere really really expensive... So, we enjoyed our first date under the night lights of BPs forecourt petrol station.

Who would DO this??

I swear..only in Waihi!!
I walked into the BP to get some munchies.. As I was going through the forecourt, I noticed these 2 police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her petrol. I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy or both, especially with the cop RIGHT there ...

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