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Bots Jokes

Why do bots have nice asses?

Because of the back end developers.

A researcher is startled to find that 90% of the internet is bots

When confronted that this was realistically impossible, he exclaimed “But all they do is quote movies, books, and shows, and EACH OTHER! No human could possibly be this unoriginal!”

Russian bots on Tinder always match with me...

Are they attempting to meddle the erections?

What do cuckoo clocks and twitter bots have in common?

They both use artificial tweetener

[OC] What have repost bots and Boy George got in common?

They're karma chameleons.

I don't know what to say about bots in MMORPGs...

but I can ensure you that they grind my gears.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

**Lightbulbs** are easily threaded by one person, **usually** with one hand. Doot.

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Chat bots that pretend to be attractive women asking for sex are just...

Turing tricks.

A JokeExplainBot walks into a bar...

The bartender says "Hey! We don't serve robots in here."

The JokeExplainBot replies menacingly, "Oh, you will... Someday, you will."

The caretaker of a generation ship was on his death bed

Many years before, Jacques had helped place all his friends and family into cryogenic sleep. He was a young man then and they all knew that he would likely be long dead by the time they reached their destination. They said their tearful goodbyes and drifted off to sleep.

In the years he spent...

Why are Tesla factories littered with calculators?

Because bots don't count.

r/place feels like a game of battlefield 2042

I'm surrounded by bots because all the humans already left a while ago.

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If you ever feel useless

Remember Reddit has sex bots

What do you call friendly and intelligent Reddit users?

Bots.

Proud of myself, just came up with this stinker: Why did Twitter shut down Megatron's account?

Because it was discovered that most of his followers were auto bots.

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