Trotsky Jokes

There are no survivors.

The travel agent responded by saying that Mexico would be a very ice pick.

An artist is commissioned by the USSR to make a painting commemorating relations between the Soviet Union and Poland, to be titled "Lenin in Poland." A large ceremony is held at the Kremlin for its unveiling. When the painting is revealed, the guests gasp — the painting shows Lenin's wife in bed wit... read more

They start talking about why they’re there.

The first man says “I’m here because I spoke out against Trotsky.”

The second man says “I’m here because I spoke out in favour of Trotsky.”

The third man says “I’m Trotsky.”

A communist party

Trotsky's Chachkies

To hold a debate on wether there will be money in the Soviet Union. The two main factions, led by Trotsky and Bukharin, represent left- and right-wing views. Trotsky said, "We should absolutely abolish money, the state should be able to provide all of its citizens." Bukharin rises to speak, saying, ... read more

to be entitled 'Lenin in Poland'.
Around a month later the artist unveils his painting to a crowd of Soviet dignitaries, and it is greeted by gasps of disgust
The painting depicts Lenin's wife in bed with Leonid Trotsky
One of the assembled guests asks 'But where is Lenin?'
To which the ... read more