I'm thinking of making a series of non-gloss self portrait dinner placemats

I'll name it My Multitude of Matte Mats of Matt by Matt

My art teacher said my self portrait looked horrible

However she did say it was extremely realistic and lifelike.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high for her self portrait.

She looked extremely surprised.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

We're making self portrait masks in art class.

I think I'll get an A+.

I could just be getting ahead of myself.

Many years ago, there was a sculptor.

He was a true master at his craft, and he worked hard every day to provide the finest replicas, busts, and statues to the rich and noble. He was held in very high regard, and his name spread across land and oceans and many sought to acquire one of his rare sculptures.

However, even with the ...

I don’t mean to brag

But I once painted a self portrait of someone else.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.